Differences between the sex's

dhc4ever · Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:51 am Post subject: Differences between the sex's

A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send me a king to make me a queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute, gymnast, nymphomaniac with
big hooters who owns a bar and a rifle range,
and loves to send me hunting, fishing and drinking.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Elvis

this is why so many people loose thier faith, god does answer prayers he usually says NO.

dhc4ever · Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 4:11 am Post subject: Re: Differences between the sex's

She,
usually says NO.
That's why it's better to ask for forgiveness instead of permission.