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During a recent flood......Aussie humour
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Vince
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 5:07 am    Post subject: During a recent flood......Aussie humour Reply with quote

Wouldn't be Aussies without the humour.....hey





During a recent flood in a small town, a young girl and a boy were perched on top of their

house. As they sat watching articles float by in the water, they noticed an old hat go past.

Suddenly, the hat turned and came back, then turned around and went
downstream. After it had gone some distance, again it turned and came back.

They watched as it did this a number of times.

"Do you see that hat?" said the girl in amazement. "First it goes
downstream, then turns around and comes back, then it goes back downstream and then it comes back again."

"Oh, that's nothing, it's only my dad," replied the boy. "This morning my

Mum said that come hell or high water, he had to mow the lawn today."

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:39 am    Post subject: Re: During a recent flood......Aussie humour Reply with quote

Yup know the feeling!!!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:51 pm    Post subject: Re: During a recent flood......Aussie humour Reply with quote

SWMBO Rules!!

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:49 pm    Post subject: Re: During a recent flood......Aussie humour Reply with quote

gelandangan wrote:
SWMBO Rules!!
SWMBO ??????? ----- wonder if thats why i'm in trouble most of the time ?? Bonk

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 5:24 pm    Post subject: Re: During a recent flood......Aussie humour Reply with quote

Finding humour in adversity is a fine trait indeed Very Happy .
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 9:05 pm    Post subject: Re: During a recent flood......Aussie humour Reply with quote

Tremblay wrote:
gelandangan wrote:
SWMBO Rules!!
SWMBO ??????? ----- wonder if thats why i'm in trouble most of the time ?? Bonk

She Who Must Be Obeyed

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 9:13 pm    Post subject: Re: During a recent flood......Aussie humour Reply with quote

Crack me up!!

BOYS!!!


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 11:26 pm    Post subject: Re: During a recent flood......Aussie humour Reply with quote

great one Vince...

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:21 am    Post subject: Re: During a recent flood......Aussie humour Reply with quote

Yup vince thats why !!!

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 3:12 am    Post subject: Re: During a recent flood......Aussie humour Reply with quote

Round here I refer to her as "her ladyship" or "The Boss"

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:03 am    Post subject: Re: During a recent flood......Aussie humour Reply with quote

Vince wrote:
Tremblay wrote:
gelandangan wrote:
SWMBO Rules!!
SWMBO ??????? ----- wonder if thats why i'm in trouble most of the time ?? Bonk

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Cheers, Vince

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL Thats a good one Vince.

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