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Prison ain't so bad
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cbsweeney
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:15 am    Post subject: Prison ain't so bad Reply with quote

A new inmate was sitting off by him self looking worried. One of the older inmates walks over to him.

Older: Relax kid, prison ain't so bad.

New: yea, right.

Older: Seriously. Do you like movies?

New: Sure, everybody likes movies.

Older: Well, every Monday we all go in the Rec. room and watch movies. New ones too.

New: That sounds pretty good.

Older: Do you like Baseball?

New: I love Baseball!

Older: Every Tuesday we all go out to the exercise yard and have a big Baseball game. Some of these guy's are pretty good too.

New: That's great!

Older: Do you like Italian food?

New: I really like Italian food.

Older: Every Wednesday, we all go to the mess hall, and they serve Italian food. It's pretty good too.

New: Well that's something to look foward to.

Older: Kid, are you a homosexual?

New: Me?? NO WAY!!! I'm straight as an arrow.

Older: OH!!....Then you probably won't like Thursdays

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:16 pm    Post subject: Re: Prison ain't so bad Reply with quote

Confused Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked wtf Mad Mad Mad

Cheers, Vince

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