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cbsweeney Member
Joined: Jun 18, 2010 Posts: 197 Location: New York
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:15 am Post subject: Prison ain't so bad |
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A new inmate was sitting off by him self looking worried. One of the older inmates walks over to him.
Older: Relax kid, prison ain't so bad.
New: yea, right.
Older: Seriously. Do you like movies?
New: Sure, everybody likes movies.
Older: Well, every Monday we all go in the Rec. room and watch movies. New ones too.
New: That sounds pretty good.
Older: Do you like Baseball?
New: I love Baseball!
Older: Every Tuesday we all go out to the exercise yard and have a big Baseball game. Some of these guy's are pretty good too.
New: That's great!
Older: Do you like Italian food?
New: I really like Italian food.
Older: Every Wednesday, we all go to the mess hall, and they serve Italian food. It's pretty good too.
New: Well that's something to look foward to.
Older: Kid, are you a homosexual?
New: Me?? NO WAY!!! I'm straight as an arrow.
Older: OH!!....Then you probably won't like Thursdays
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15701 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:16 pm Post subject: Re: Prison ain't so bad |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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