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PostPosted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:31 pm    Post subject: Listen!! Reply with quote

Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?"

"Yeah," says the other cowboy.

"Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."

Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon."

"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"

The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."




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PostPosted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Listen!! Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:12 am    Post subject: Re: Listen!! Reply with quote

Very Happy that is a good one!!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 3:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Listen!! Reply with quote

That's one yuk that's stood the test of time.

First time I heard it was right after we got indoor plumbing!
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Listen!! Reply with quote

yip thats a goodun

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