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The SMARTEST woman in the world.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:11 am    Post subject: The SMARTEST woman in the world. Reply with quote

Somehow, it happened that Hillary Clinton, The Reverend Billy Graham, Kobe Bryant, and a high school student were together in a chartered airplane.

The pilot told them that weather conditions were marginal, but he didn't think there would be a problem. If there was, he said there was one small difficulty...only four parachutes for the five of them.

Halfway to the destination, the weather thickened up, and the plane was severely damaged. The Pilot grabbed a parachute, and jumped.

Kobe Bryant stood up, and said: " I am a premier NBA player, worth MILlIONS of dollars, and my team needs me!" He grabbed a parachute, and jumped.

Hillary stood up, and said: I am the Smartest Woman In The World, a Senator from New York, and the next President of the United States, and I NEED that parachute!" And she jumped.

Reverend Billy said to the high school student;"Son, I have lived a long, full life, and I am not afraid to meet my Maker; take the last parachute, and save yourself".

The student said:" Sir, I think we will be all right, The Smartest Woman In The World took my school backpack!"
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:23 am    Post subject: Re: The SMARTEST woman in the world. Reply with quote

Very Happy ROFL that can get me through the day. Thanks

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:29 am    Post subject: Re: The SMARTEST woman in the world. Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy

Gotta have some sympathy for whoever has to scrape up whats left of Hillary when she lands though.. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:16 am    Post subject: Re: The SMARTEST woman in the world. Reply with quote

Not much...Just plow her under...

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:08 pm    Post subject: Re: The SMARTEST woman in the world. Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Not much...Just plow her under...

ROFL ROFL ROFL yeah ok

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:48 pm    Post subject: Re: The SMARTEST woman in the world. Reply with quote

Haha

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:57 pm    Post subject: Re: The SMARTEST woman in the world. Reply with quote

ROFL ROFL Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:03 pm    Post subject: Re: The SMARTEST woman in the world. Reply with quote

Plow her under....makes good sense to me.

They say that manure is good fertilizer and from what I've heard she is definitely full of it. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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