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sniper Super Member
Joined: Aug 18, 2005 Posts: 735 Location: Utah
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:11 am Post subject: The SMARTEST woman in the world. |
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Somehow, it happened that Hillary Clinton, The Reverend Billy Graham, Kobe Bryant, and a high school student were together in a chartered airplane.
The pilot told them that weather conditions were marginal, but he didn't think there would be a problem. If there was, he said there was one small difficulty...only four parachutes for the five of them.
Halfway to the destination, the weather thickened up, and the plane was severely damaged. The Pilot grabbed a parachute, and jumped.
Kobe Bryant stood up, and said: " I am a premier NBA player, worth MILlIONS of dollars, and my team needs me!" He grabbed a parachute, and jumped.
Hillary stood up, and said: I am the Smartest Woman In The World, a Senator from New York, and the next President of the United States, and I NEED that parachute!" And she jumped.
Reverend Billy said to the high school student;"Son, I have lived a long, full life, and I am not afraid to meet my Maker; take the last parachute, and save yourself".
The student said:" Sir, I think we will be all right, The Smartest Woman In The World took my school backpack!"
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rdncktink Super Member
Joined: Mar 02, 2007 Posts: 476 Location: Hwaseong, South Korea
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tracker Super Member
Joined: Nov 08, 2006 Posts: 1175 Location: Manitoba, Canada
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:29 am Post subject: Re: The SMARTEST woman in the world. |
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_________________ "If God hadn't meant for man to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!" |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11393 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:16 am Post subject: Re: The SMARTEST woman in the world. |
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Not much...Just plow her under...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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tracker Super Member
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:08 pm Post subject: Re: The SMARTEST woman in the world. |
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_________________ "If God hadn't meant for man to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!" |
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Dimitri Super Member
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fireball 3 Super Member
Joined: Jan 28, 2007 Posts: 393 Location: northern calif
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:57 pm Post subject: Re: The SMARTEST woman in the world. |
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_________________ if at first you don't succeed, take a nap, and try
tomorrow. can't hurt! |
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Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15718 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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