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OUTBACK HUNTERS
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Vince
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:10 am    Post subject: OUTBACK HUNTERS Reply with quote

A couple of Outback hunters are out in the scrub when one of them falls to the ground.

He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help.

First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"

wtf

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:33 pm    Post subject: Re: OUTBACK HUNTERS Reply with quote

Vince...And you admit you hunt with these guys???

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:55 am    Post subject: Re: OUTBACK HUNTERS Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Vince...And you admit you hunt with these guys???

Hey, g'day Bushy. Hunt with these guys??? No way mate....they are way too clever for me. They carry a mobile phone out in the scrub. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 9:45 pm    Post subject: Re: OUTBACK HUNTERS Reply with quote

If I were you Vince, I wouldn't even admit that I knew them. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 6:44 am    Post subject: Re: OUTBACK HUNTERS Reply with quote

1895ss wrote:
If I were you Vince, I wouldn't even admit that I knew them. Laughing Laughing Laughing

Know who????? Question What you talkin' 'bout mate??????? Question

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Laughing Laughing Laughing

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