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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2022 3:25 pm    Post subject: Your call Reply with quote

Thats mine

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2022 3:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Your call Reply with quote

Works for me mate. Ya makes silly decisions, ya gets stupid outcomes.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2022 7:33 am    Post subject: Re: Your call Reply with quote

Told the sheriff of our county if i have an intruder to bring his chalk.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2022 10:02 am    Post subject: Re: Your call Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Told the sheriff of our county if i have an intruder to bring his chalk.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2022 8:38 pm    Post subject: Re: Your call Reply with quote

what intruder???? never saw one,never heard a thing.....better ask the dogs,they were chewing on something earlier....

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2022 4:40 pm    Post subject: Re: Your call Reply with quote

MANY years ago some guy named Bushy taught me the 3 S's.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2022 10:05 pm    Post subject: Re: Your call Reply with quote

For those who may have forgotten...Shoot, shovel, shutup.

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gelandangan
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2022 3:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Your call Reply with quote

Ambulance

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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2022 10:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Your call Reply with quote

Substitute septic tank for shovel, saves a lot of hard work.
About 2 years ago they found skeletal remains in an old septic tank, in Brisbane, took them about a year to identify the remains.
He went missing in 1986.

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slimjim
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 4:37 pm    Post subject: Re: Your call Reply with quote

was there a liquor bottle with the remains?

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2022 3:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Your call Reply with quote

slimjim wrote:
was there a liquor bottle with the remains?

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2022 9:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Your call Reply with quote

slimjim wrote:
was there a liquor bottle with the remains?

No.
Blunt force trauma to the head ,apparently.
I doubt he fell in, hit his head and refitted the access cover.

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