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I'LL BE OK
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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:32 pm    Post subject: I'LL BE OK Reply with quote

week or two

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:48 am    Post subject: Re: I'LL BE OK Reply with quote

Things slow in Malta today??? LOL

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 7:26 am    Post subject: Re: I'LL BE OK Reply with quote

Must be snowed in again.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:29 am    Post subject: Re: I'LL BE OK Reply with quote

inthedark wrote:
Things slow in Malta today??? LOL

Boy you don't know how slow they are

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 4:46 pm    Post subject: Re: I'LL BE OK Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 1:02 pm    Post subject: Re: I'LL BE OK Reply with quote

I wonder how that would be interpreted in court...
It was a miscommunication your honor. When she asked me to press one I thought she was talking about where my attention was focused. As I was mesmerized by her amply exposed bosom, I did as she asked and pressed the one that was nearest me. The assault that followed was confusing to me as I did not understand her being upset for doing as she instructed.

The judge looks at the woman, back at the poor man in multiple casts and announces, "Charges dismissed."
The outraged woman starts attacking her own lawyer and is arrested on multiple accounts of assault and battery. Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:13 pm    Post subject: Re: I'LL BE OK Reply with quote

Paul...Does your wife know that you have this dream?

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 7:34 am    Post subject: Re: I'LL BE OK Reply with quote

I was listening to a radio add for a plastic surgery center. A woman was describing her experience with breast augmentation. She stated that she was very happy with her assets.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 6:18 pm    Post subject: Re: I'LL BE OK Reply with quote

PaulS wrote:
I wonder how that would be interpreted in court...
It was a miscommunication your honor. When she asked me to press one I thought she was talking about where my attention was focused. As I was mesmerized by her amply exposed bosom, I did as she asked and pressed the one that was nearest me. The assault that followed was confusing to me as I did not understand her being upset for doing as she instructed.

The judge looks at the woman, back at the poor man in multiple casts and announces, "Charges dismissed."
The outraged woman starts attacking her own lawyer and is arrested on multiple accounts of assault and battery. Wink

Karma ,,,,, ain't it sweet,,,, Cheers Party ROFL Party Cheers

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 11:17 pm    Post subject: Re: I'LL BE OK Reply with quote

Bushy,
My wife would only believe it was my dream if it was a red haired girl - without the big chest.
I have never been a fan of dynamic duo's.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 12:51 am    Post subject: Re: I'LL BE OK Reply with quote

Boobies are good........

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 7:31 am    Post subject: Re: I'LL BE OK Reply with quote

I agree with Paul. Sometimes "much" is too much...

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2019 12:12 pm    Post subject: Re: I'LL BE OK Reply with quote

except when it comes to ammo

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2019 10:31 pm    Post subject: Re: I'LL BE OK Reply with quote

Yep! I've never heard anyone say that they had too much ammo after a gunfight.

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