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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15714 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 4:51 am Post subject: Wait… can you repeat the question? |
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A judge was interviewing a blonde woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?”
The blonde woman replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.”
“No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?”
“It is made of concrete, brick and mortar,” she responded.
“I mean,” he continued, “What are your relations like?”
“I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband’s parents.”
He said, “Do you have a real grudge?”
“No,” she replied, “We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.”
“Please,” he tried again, “is there any infidelity in your marriage?”
“Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don’t necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes.”
“Ma’am, does your husband ever beat you up?”
“Yes,” she responded, “about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do.”
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, “Lady, why do you want a divorce?”
“Oh, I don’t want a divorce,” she replied. “I’ve never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can’t communicate with me!”
Yep. She’s definitely got a problem with communication!
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 3:26 pm Post subject: Re: Wait… can you repeat the question? |
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I can relate to that......
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8314 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 3:51 pm Post subject: Re: Wait… can you repeat the question? |
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That was a tough one. I wouldn't last a day.
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PaulS Super Member
Joined: Feb 18, 2006 Posts: 4330 Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 5:26 pm Post subject: Re: Wait… can you repeat the question? |
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She doesn't have a problem, those that talk to her have the communication problem.
After all, she never gets upset...
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