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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2014 9:23 am    Post subject: Some times it pays Reply with quote

LAST KISS

Last week, a group of bikers were riding west on I-90 to Sturgis when they saw a girl about to jump off the Fort Pierre Bridge . So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?" So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.



Last week, a group of bikers were riding west on I-90 to Sturgis when they saw a girl about to jump off the Fort Pierre Bridge . So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
"Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed

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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2014 5:39 pm    Post subject: Re: Some times it pays Reply with quote

I like the first one better.....




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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2014 8:28 am    Post subject: Re: Some times it pays Reply with quote

Me too. (?)

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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2014 1:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Some times it pays Reply with quote

I see that he's not smiling, You're sure he didn't jump too ?

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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2014 5:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Some times it pays Reply with quote

wtf Yuck BLEEEUUUURRRRCCCHHHHH burr

I can assure you totally that he/she WOULD NOT have jumped, in fact the throw would have been good enough to land at least 10 metres out from the bridge. Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2014 12:50 am    Post subject: Re: Some times it pays Reply with quote

That was bloody funny!
I followed a Hells Angel today in my truck and wanted to run him off the road.... Nat wouldn't let me! Unfortunately for me I have an almost pathological hatred of gang members, must have something to do with my upbringing.

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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2014 2:05 am    Post subject: Re: Some times it pays Reply with quote

you arent alone in that Bud.....

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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2014 4:19 am    Post subject: Re: Some times it pays Reply with quote

Move to Queensland mate...no more bikies or gangs.

Google the VLAD laws over here.

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PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2014 9:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Some times it pays Reply with quote

You Aussies won't let me bring my toys, pump gun and semi auto .22, but yeah the Queensland Police gotta be the biggest Gang in Queensland, if you can't beat them change the rules........ It's about the only politics I like.

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