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Vince
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:58 pm    Post subject: Aircraft damage Reply with quote

My wife - the pilot


My wife started taking flying lessons about the time of our divorce and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year.

Yesterday afternoon, she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency landing somewhere near Durban because of bad weather.

The CAA (Civil Aviation Authority) issued a preliminary report, citing pilot error: She was flying a single engine aircraft in IFR (instrument flight rating) conditions while only having obtained a VFR (visual flight rating) rating.

The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel on board.
No one on the ground was injured.

The photograph below was taken at the scene and shows the extent of damage to her aircraft.


She was very lucky…

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:05 am    Post subject: Re: Aircraft damage Reply with quote

jeez thats the same model as my Mother in laws!!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 7:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Aircraft damage Reply with quote

My ex wife and ex mother in-law each have the same model and both still fly theirs regularly... Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Aircraft damage Reply with quote

My sister in law got the imports model I think, hers is made of plastic.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:26 am    Post subject: Re: Aircraft damage Reply with quote

mmmm classic case of controlled flight into terrain.......
usually no survivors

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:55 am    Post subject: Re: Aircraft damage Reply with quote

Looks experimental to me....the tail's about to fall off


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much

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:01 am    Post subject: Re: Aircraft damage Reply with quote

But you ARE a woman...Right?

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 1:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Aircraft damage Reply with quote

Doesn't mean I'm a broom pilot Bushy for cryin out loud yer gettin some nice fresh pine tar on your stump, and I'm keepin it freshly slathered. Mad



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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 2:15 pm    Post subject: Re: Aircraft damage Reply with quote

Ooops, time to head down to the toolshed Bushy and then up the ladder, for once it's not me... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 5:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Aircraft damage Reply with quote

Ominivision1 wrote:
Ooops, time to head down to the toolshed Bushy and then up the ladder, for once it's not me... Very Happy


LOL !!! Very Happy Pine tar...!! Bushy just sit lightly on your stump...!!! Shocked Maybe it would be safer to sit on a rung of the ladder... Higher rung that is!! Very Happy There are some broom pilots about......... LOL
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:31 am    Post subject: Re: Aircraft damage Reply with quote

1895ss wrote:
Ominivision1 wrote:
Ooops, time to head down to the toolshed Bushy and then up the ladder, for once it's not me... Very Happy


LOL !!! Very Happy Pine tar...!! Bushy just sit lightly on your stump...!!! Shocked Maybe it would be safer to sit on a rung of the ladder... Higher rung that is!! Very Happy There are some broom pilots about......... LOL

Damn...I love you guys like brothers and sister. In a lot of Forums this would lead to arguments and name calling...you guys are magnificent. sniff sniff

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 8:16 am    Post subject: Re: Aircraft damage Reply with quote

Maybe it's because we are hunters, fishermen and outdoorsmen. We know what's more important in life.

Forgot...We have one woman in this too.

Merry Christmas EVERYONE!!

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 4:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Aircraft damage Reply with quote

Nat doesn't fly….but she can go ballistic and into orbit if I misbehave….luckily she returns safe and sound each time….

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