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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 2:17 am Post subject: The dog |
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A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when
he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the
nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long
black hearse about 50 feet behind the first.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a
big German Shepherd Dog on a leash.
Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single
file. The man couldn't stand the curiosity.
He respectfully approached the man walking the dog.
I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad
time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this
with so many of you walking in single file.
Whose funeral is it?
The man replied, "Well, the first hearse is for my wife"
"What happened to her?"
The man replied " My dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The man answered "My Mother-in-law.
She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Join the queue"
_________________ Pete
Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics.............. |
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