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Pakistani seeks the Lord
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Vince
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 6:16 pm    Post subject: Pakistani seeks the Lord Reply with quote

Politically incorrect, but I love it !!!!!!!!

A Pakistani dies and goes to Heaven. ....

He knocks on the Pearly Gates and St. Peter opens them.

"Yes?", asks St. Peter. .

"I am here for Jesus", says the Pakistani. .

St Peter turns around and shouts, "Jesus, your taxi's here"

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2010 2:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Pakistani seeks the Lord Reply with quote

you mean Heaven is in new york?

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