The soldier and the atheist

yorg · Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:23 am Post subject: The soldier and the atheist

A soldier was attending some college courses between assignments. He had just completed a mission in Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a socialist as well.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the soldier got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The soldier went back to his seat and sat there, silently.

The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the soldier and asked, "What the **** is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The soldier calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid things and act like an idiot...so, He sent me."

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slimjim · Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:08 pm Post subject: Re: The soldier and the atheist

Love, it! Thanks for joining HuntingNut. Welcome!

radar · Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 5:11 pm Post subject: Re: The soldier and the atheist

That was poetic justice in the first order.
Welcome to the gang, go see Vince for a stump and a beer.

Vince · Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:06 pm Post subject: Re: The soldier and the atheist

I'm over this way Yorg...beer is in the cooler, find a stump mate.

Yep...good words mate...and a good result at the end.

Cheers, Vince

wiersy111 · Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:57 pm Post subject: Re: The soldier and the atheist

No matter how many times i hear that joke I smile from ear to ear. That is justice at it's finest.

Welcome to the Nut

Elvis · Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:01 pm Post subject: Re: The soldier and the atheist

welcome aboard. great joke keep em coming.

Pumpkinslinger · Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:59 am Post subject: Re: The soldier and the atheist

Welcome Yorg!

Bushmaster · Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 7:09 am Post subject: Re: The soldier and the atheist

Hummmm. I wonder...But welcome anyway...

Ominivision1 · Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 7:42 am Post subject: Re: The soldier and the atheist

Bushmaster wrote:

Hummmm. I wonder...But welcome anyway...

Bushy, are we being overly cautious? Welcome aboard Yorg.

Bushmaster · Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:35 am Post subject: Re: The soldier and the atheist

Just a bit, but what the hell. Throw caution to the wind... Very Happy

shrpshtrjoe · Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:55 pm Post subject: Re: The soldier and the atheist

Bushmaster wrote:

Hummmm. I wonder...But welcome anyway...

I Agree Bushy Hiding

Bushmaster · Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:33 pm Post subject: Re: The soldier and the atheist

Hey yorg...Talk to us. Prove me wrong.

Ominivision1 · Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:39 pm Post subject: Re: The soldier and the atheist

Bushmaster wrote:

Hey yorg...Talk to us. Prove me wrong.

You may be right Bushy, but Dallan can tell by looking at the server logs.

yorg · Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:59 pm Post subject: Re: The soldier and the atheist

Well, hey there. I don't understand the comments, just like to shoot things, handload, make jerky and wine, hang with the old lady. Best to all, we all need the humour!

Georges

Ominivision1 · Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:03 pm Post subject: Re: The soldier and the atheist

yorg wrote:

Well, hey there. I don't understand the comments, just like to shoot things, handload, make jerky and wine, hang with the old lady. Best to all, we all need the humour!

Georges

Welcome aboard again Yorg, we were being cautious as their has been a lot of bots (automated programs) that have been on this site lately. These bots then create an account and usually introduce themselves once and also leave a link to another web site. Grab another refill of the wine your drinking and pull up a stump, gather around the fire and enjoy.