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Aussie love poem
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:49 pm    Post subject: Aussie love poem Reply with quote

An Australian Love Poem
(Who said Australians weren't romantic?)

Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there
No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it’s very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem Reply with quote

Laughing thats a mighty big effort to get her to fetch a beer..

I thought more common current way is to grunt, "beer"..

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem Reply with quote

My favorite is foreplay.
An elbow to ribs accompanied with "are you awake"
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:00 am    Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem Reply with quote

Ah Radar...you're a silver tongue mate. No wonder you have won yerself such a good lookin' shiela mate.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:39 am    Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem Reply with quote

I thought the title was Aussie love porn......which I wasn't going to argue or bother with....but I had to look anyway....and I was wrong....cute poem tho Radar...

Suz

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:56 am    Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem Reply with quote

Very good and no mention of wool at all...

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 10:00 am    Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem Reply with quote

Wool?? Doesn't that come with a sheep? Sheep...Oh yeh...Sheep. Embarassed

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 9:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:42 pm    Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem Reply with quote

If you guys are talkin about what I think you're talkin about.....then you're nasty (er than I am)


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 1:53 am    Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem Reply with quote

thats why they are always wearing gumboots
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 2:29 am    Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem Reply with quote

tikkat3 wrote:
thats why they are always wearing gumboots


ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 9:11 am    Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem Reply with quote

Hey Suz...I was born in Portland, Oregon and grew up in Tigard, Ocean Lake (Now Lincoln City) and Coos Bay. And I know that Oregon is where the "men are men and the sheep are worried".....

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:36 am    Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Hey Suz...I was born in Portland, Oregon and grew up in Tigard, Ocean Lake (Now Lincoln City) and Coos Bay. And I know that Oregon is where the "men are men and the sheep are worried".....

aaaaaaaaahhhh, I'm gonna leave that one alone. Popcorn

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:06 am    Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem Reply with quote

Good idea, Omini... Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 2:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Hey Suz...I was born in Portland, Oregon and grew up in Tigard, Ocean Lake (Now Lincoln City) and Coos Bay. And I know that Oregon is where the "men are men and the sheep are worried".....
wtf THAT'S NOT VERY NICE BUSHY!Sheep have feelings too! Laughing

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