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PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:28 pm    Post subject: Scottish diplomacy Reply with quote

This is hilarious


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The following is a true bit of Scottish Diplomacy:……….

One thing about blokes from Scotland is that their hearts and humour are always in the right place!
Jimmy MacDonald, a City Councillor from Glasgow, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists.
His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

HIS STATEMENT :

'If hooking up one rag head terrorist's testicles to a car battery gets the truth out of the lying little camel shagger to save just one Scottish soldiers life, then I have only three things to say, Red is positive, Black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet.'

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Scottish diplomacy Reply with quote

Wow, it takes awhile to stop laughing on that one!!!

The original storyline purportedly were words of one TB Bechtel, a no-nonsense city councillor from Newcastle, Australia. There are lots of hits on the internet about this one but was surprised it wasn't listed in snopes.

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