Garbage Bags

A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic

garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a

while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman

stops her, and says, 'Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag.'

'Oh, really? Darn!' says the little old lady. 'I'd better go back, and see

if I can find them. Thanks for telling me.'

'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that money?'

'You didn't steal it, did you?'

'Oh, no', says the little old lady. 'You see, my back yard is right next to

the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and

pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence

with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thingey through the

fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes.'

'Well, that seems only fair.' laughs the cop. 'OK? Good luck! Oh, by the

way, what's in the other bag?'

'Well, you know', says the little old lady, 'Not everybody pays.'

ouch!!!!