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Sherlock Holmes In action
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 8:06 am    Post subject: Sherlock Holmes In action Reply with quote

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.”

“What does that tell you?” Holmes questioned.

Watson pondered for a minute. “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?”

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. “Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent.“

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 4:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Sherlock Holmes In action Reply with quote

elementary dear Watson...
thats a classic chuckle thank you my good man.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 10:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Sherlock Holmes In action Reply with quote

I thought it was the Lone Ranger and Tonto???
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 8:23 am    Post subject: Re: Sherlock Holmes In action Reply with quote

This is great!!! I needed the chuckle! In the masked cowboy version, which one is the idiot?

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 9:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Sherlock Holmes In action Reply with quote

The Lone Ranger of course
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 5:42 pm    Post subject: Re: Sherlock Holmes In action Reply with quote

slots918 wrote:
The Lone Ranger of course

I figured as much. Wore the mask to hide the embarrassment!

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