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PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 7:00 pm    Post subject: I didn't know that! Reply with quote

Penguins



Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go ?

Wonder no more ! ! !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life..

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.


The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:








"Freeze a jolly good fellow"

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."



"Then they kick him in the ice hole."




You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you! Razz Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 7:20 pm    Post subject: Re: I didn't know that! Reply with quote

Vince wrote:
You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you!

I was wondering where you were going to take this one when I started reading it! Thanks for a chuckle.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:49 am    Post subject: Re: I didn't know that! Reply with quote

Any man that goes hunting and leaves his bolts at home surely wouldn't be an expert at too many things. So I guess penguins would fall into that category too. ROFL Hiding

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:56 pm    Post subject: Re: I didn't know that! Reply with quote

Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

TOUCHE

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:06 pm    Post subject: Re: I didn't know that! Reply with quote

I've heard other Ice-hole jokes but not this one....I e-mailed it to my family...Thanks for a funny one Vinny!!

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