That's exactly the song I thought of too...

Nothing quite gets the message accross so delicately as ........... a full-house, magnum hangdun load.

One of my favorite lines about boys dating your daughter is from the blue collar comedy tour. It goes something like
"You treat my girl right, you hear. I have no problem with going back to prison."

Whomever dates or marries one of Vince's clan has to be a very brave soul!

Loved' to have been a fly on the bench when he was poppin' them toads.

The guys dating or marrying my daughter's have more to fear from them and their Mother. I taught all but one of my daughter's to shoot a pistol (one just wasn't interested) and their Mother, as beautiful as she is, is a person to be reckoned with if you upset her.

But having said that, I have always said that I no qualms whatsoever spending the rest of my life in jail for protecting one of my girls. That still stands, and I still stand by it, without reservation.

Cheers, Vince