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The Funniest Thing I've heard all week
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English Mike
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 3:01 pm    Post subject: The Funniest Thing I've heard all week Reply with quote

Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business.........























That's it. Haha Laughing Evil Devil


I'm glad there's an ocean & a continent between here & Suzanne. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 3:56 pm    Post subject: Re: The Funniest Thing I've heard all week Reply with quote

Laughing
Agreed ... uh oh... SWMBO is coming Hiding

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:04 pm    Post subject: Re: The Funniest Thing I've heard all week Reply with quote

Laughing Haha ROFL Haha Laughing

My wife didn't see the humor, oh well the couch is pretty comfortable.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 6:26 pm    Post subject: Re: The Funniest Thing I've heard all week Reply with quote

SURPRISE!!! Mikey I've come to visit!!! Sending you a PM for your address, hope you don't mind, but I need a tourist guide and I naturally thought of you. Are you ready for me? Don't do anything special on my behalf. Be your normal self and you don't even have to wash up or anything. I'll just be one the flys on the wall really. Are you more comfortable if I dress like a man, or are you ok with girlie girls? (you never know) My hips won't give me away and I can put on some after-shave lotion too, you might have to clue me into the manly drinking games and stuff. I can hang with the worst of em. I really don't want to look too attractive to you though. So...cool! I'll send you a PM


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:48 pm    Post subject: Re: The Funniest Thing I've heard all week Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:52 pm    Post subject: Re: The Funniest Thing I've heard all week Reply with quote

English Mike wrote:
Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business.........


That's hilarious, Mike - - - Funniest line I've heard in a long, long time.




















That's it. Haha Laughing Evil Devil


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