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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Loud Music Reply with quote

Tanky....what a damn fine idea mate...never thought of that. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Loud Music Reply with quote

Lucky for us, sight and sound are transmitted via the Internet but not aromas!

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 9:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Loud Music Reply with quote

slimjim wrote:
Lucky for us, sight and sound are transmitted via the Internet but not aromas!

Believe me slim, they are working on it..
Wont be long now for transfer of aromas Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 10:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Loud Music Reply with quote

TWO MEDICAL STUDENTS AND THE OLD MAN

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.

One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."

The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki

Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart just as we learned in class."

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him:

"We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"

The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."

The first student said, "I think its Peltry Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought....... But you are wrong."

The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought....... But you are wrong."

So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"

The old man said, "I thought it was a Fart........ ............... But I was wrong, too!" Yuck Yuck

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:07 am    Post subject: Re: Loud Music Reply with quote

That's two for today!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Loud Music Reply with quote

Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Loud Music Reply with quote

Ok boys...back to your rooms...that's enough....sheeeesh




Bllaaaannnnttt!
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