Listen!!

Suzanne · Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:31 am Post subject: Listen!!

Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?"

"Yeah," says the other cowboy.

"Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."

Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon."

"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"

The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."

Always drink upstream from the herd.
Suz

Vince · Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:35 am Post subject: Re: Listen!!

Cheers, Vince

gelandangan · Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:12 am Post subject: Re: Listen!!

that is a good one!!

stovepipe · Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:07 pm Post subject: Re: Listen!!

That's one yuk that's stood the test of time.

First time I heard it was right after we got indoor plumbing!

Elvis · Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 5:56 pm Post subject: Re: Listen!!

yip thats a goodun