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The Red Binder
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Vince
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:06 pm    Post subject: The Red Binder Reply with quote

I think we could all use a few of these.
The Red Binder


For all you Working People and anyone else needing it...



There are times when additional support is necessary to get through a grueling day at work. Here's one suggestion

A Master Reference binder has been created for all who may need to reference it.
Inside this binder you will find 'solutions' to everyday problems.

If you are having problems with the photocopier, having difficulty dealing with co-workers, having computer problems...please come and get the red binder and it will help you through your issue You may refer to the red binder as often as you wish.












Use the red binder for all issues...it is guaranteed to make you stress-free and relaxed.

(from the Human Resources Department)

Works fer me.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:06 am    Post subject: Re: The Red Binder Reply with quote

Vince, have you ever tasted Fernet Stock? You better replace that czech drink by their Becharovka or even their home-made slyvovitche. The last one comes between 53 and 65 % and in my opninion one can start a carengin on it. Only 1 rule: the minut you think it doesn't tast that bad, stop! or you will lose control over some vital items of your body.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:24 am    Post subject: Re: The Red Binder Reply with quote

Gidday Aoysius...welcome aboard mate. Grab a beer and pull up a stump.

No...can't say I have encountered Fernet Stock...but we have a bottle of Bohemian LaFee ABSINTH made in the Czech Republic...70% alcohol. Now that stuff will make a sparrow fight an ostrich. Very tasty and far too easy to drink.

One of the more potent drinks I have encountered was homemade Apple Corn when I was in Germany...whoa...I wouldn't be game to try to start a car engine with it...probably blow the head off.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:26 am    Post subject: Re: The Red Binder Reply with quote

I sure could use that red binder right now..

Jeezz what a day!!

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:23 am    Post subject: Re: The Red Binder Reply with quote

gelandangan wrote:
I sure could use that red binder right now..

Jeezz what a day!!

One should always take precautions and being a chemical engineer, I happen to have some interests in how things are made and so I asked the czech how to make good slyvovitch...

and the main thing you should remember is that you have to distil twice at the end and always trow away what comes first.
Second very important thing to remember: first finish the job, then taste. When you want to try the other way around, call in 1 or 2 mates and don't do the job alone.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:53 am    Post subject: Re: The Red Binder Reply with quote

Oh yeah....have heard of Slyvovitch...supposed to be about as potent as they come.

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