Don't know why I put this in the joke section...its no laughing matter and is all true.
The Female always makes 'The Rules'
'The Rules' are subject to change at any time, without prior notification.
No Male can possible know all 'The Rules'
If the Female suspects the Male knows all 'The Rules', she must immediately change some, or all of 'The Rules'.
The Female is Never wrong.
If the Female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said incorrectly.
The Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
The Female may change her mind at anytime.
The Male must never change his mind without the written consent of the Female.
The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
The Male must remain calm at all times unless the Female wants him to be angry and/or upset.
The Male is expected to be able to mind read at all times.
The Male who does not abide by 'The Rules' can't take the heat, lacks backbone and is a wimp.
Any attempt to document 'The Rules' could result in bodily harm.
If the Female has PMS, all the rules are null and void.
The Female is ready when she is ready.
The Male must be ready at all times.
Break any of these at your peril