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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:37 pm Post subject: "twas the night before the election..." |
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Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!
I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.
When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys
They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!
He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink
He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!
' On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!
They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!
Cheers, Vince
_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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roklok Super Member
Joined: Aug 11, 2005 Posts: 608 Location: Fairbanks, Alaska
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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:52 pm Post subject: Re: "twas the night before the election..." |
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I had the worst nightmare of my life the other night, I dreamed that Obama was elected. I am praying this one doesn't come true.
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robfromaz1977 Member
Joined: Aug 03, 2005 Posts: 179 Location: Arizona's White Mountains
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Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:58 am Post subject: Re: "twas the night before the election..." |
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Hey Vince that was great! Keep up the good work.
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ElyBoy Super Member
Joined: Apr 04, 2006 Posts: 1541 Location: Forest Lake Minnesota
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Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:40 am Post subject: Re: "twas the night before the election..." |
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Hey Vince, email that one to me, I have to spread this one around.
I'm still laughing.
Eric
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fireball 3 Super Member
Joined: Jan 28, 2007 Posts: 393 Location: northern calif
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Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:12 am Post subject: Re: "twas the night before the election..." |
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_________________ if at first you don't succeed, take a nap, and try
tomorrow. can't hurt! |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11393 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:00 pm Post subject: Re: "twas the night before the election..." |
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Tink...He's escaped again...What is wrong with your knots that you can't keep him in bed..??
How ya doin' guy? Gettin' better or ya still on drugs...(the good ones )
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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ElyBoy Super Member
Joined: Apr 04, 2006 Posts: 1541 Location: Forest Lake Minnesota
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Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:41 pm Post subject: Re: "twas the night before the election..." |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11393 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:48 pm Post subject: Re: "twas the night before the election..." |
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No-no...Fireball3....Knot Vince....
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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rdncktink Super Member
Joined: Mar 02, 2007 Posts: 476 Location: Hwaseong, South Korea
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Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:48 pm Post subject: Re: "twas the night before the election..." |
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I had to let him up so he could help with mom while I did the shopping. And well he now gets to have yard time daily. b
Vince when did you move to the US? Seems you care more than most people here.
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