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Hunting Lawyers !!
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:33 am    Post subject: Hunting Lawyers !! Reply with quote
Very Happy 2 lawyers were out hunting big game . One yelled to the other -'' I found elk tracks .'' the other attorney said '' No ,there moose .See how big and wide and the wood slats! ''Elk !''Moose !'' Elk ! They were still arguing when the train ran them other ....

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:53 am    Post subject: Re: Hunting Lawyers !! Reply with quote
Now that's funny, I don't care who you are! ROFL

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:23 am    Post subject: Re: Hunting Lawyers !! Reply with quote
Yep...about as funny as they come mate....we can only hope that its not a joke...but in fact a true story.

Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:30 am    Post subject: Re: Hunting Lawyers !! Reply with quote
Vince,

I was thinking the same thing! Foul (as in unclean, stinking, rank, polluted, tainted, soiled…) profession. Sorry if I insulted anyone on this forum, but thats the way it is.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 5:42 am    Post subject: Re: Hunting Lawyers !! Reply with quote
If you look up Lawyer in the dictionary it says see Used Car Salesman, you then look up Used Car Salesman it says see Liar, you look up Liar and it says see Lawyer.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 5:49 am    Post subject: Re: Hunting Lawyers !! Reply with quote
Now that's a good one RePete... Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 7:10 am    Post subject: Re: Hunting Lawyers !! Reply with quote
One of my all time favorites...

What do you call 2000 lawyers on a sinking cruise ship?




A good start!!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 7:22 am    Post subject: Re: Hunting Lawyers !! Reply with quote
Or....how do you stop a Lawyer from drowning...
TAKE YA FOOT OFF HIS HEAD !!!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:56 am    Post subject: Re: Hunting Lawyers !! Reply with quote
Or....how do you stop a Lawyer from drowning...
TAKE YA FOOT OFF HIS HEAD !!!

Vince, why stop???????????
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:25 am    Post subject: Re: Hunting Lawyers !! Reply with quote
Vince wrote:
Or....how do you stop a Lawyer from drowning...
TAKE YA FOOT OFF HIS HEAD !!!

Cheers, Vince

Vince, once again u made my day!!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:14 pm    Post subject: Re: Hunting Lawyers !! Reply with quote
Why would anybody want to hunt a lawyer? The paperwork and red tape just to obtain a license would take months to get proccessed let alone the amount of paperwork you'd need if you got one.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:17 pm    Post subject: Re: Hunting Lawyers !! Reply with quote
Don't forget to get a tag with a barbed pin so when you tag them on the a$$ the tag will stay...

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:17 pm    Post subject: Re: Hunting Lawyers !! Reply with quote
Tags ??? I thought it was always open season with no bag limit !!!

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