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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:15 pm    Post subject: Feeling Old? Reply with quote

65 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing.

Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her.

He watches her a while then says, "You look ridiculous, what on earth are you doing?"

She says, "I just got my check-up and my doctor says I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old." She starts laughing and jumping again.

He says, "Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 65 year-old ass?"

She says, "Well, your name never came up."

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:02 am    Post subject: Re: Feeling Old? Reply with quote

ROFL

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:32 am    Post subject: Re: Feeling Old? Reply with quote

I saw one of those once! ROFL Scared the cr*p out of me!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 5:45 am    Post subject: Re: Feeling Old? Reply with quote

Looked in the mirror, did ya Cary? Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Feeling Old? Reply with quote

My wife once told me that when men get old, they get skinny legs and no ass. I asked her if she was trying to tell me something! ROFL

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