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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6398 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:09 am Post subject: Came back |
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G. W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As
they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was
spoken.
The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would
turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had
Clinton in his chair reached for the after shave.
Clinton was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Hillary will
smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse again.'
The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you?'
Bush replied, 'Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse
smells like.'
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codybrown Super Member
Joined: Feb 10, 2007 Posts: 379 Location: Michigan
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:39 am Post subject: Re: Came back |
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You're just full of them today aren't you!!
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OntheLasGallinas Super Member
Joined: Aug 23, 2007 Posts: 1042 Location: South Texas
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:17 pm Post subject: Re: Came back |
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That is funny!
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11393 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 2:59 pm Post subject: Re: Came back |
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He's leaving us for a while and he's making sure we don't forget him...Whoever he is...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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OntheLasGallinas Super Member
Joined: Aug 23, 2007 Posts: 1042 Location: South Texas
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:24 pm Post subject: Re: Came back |
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You just lost me. I didn't know anyone was leaving.
Cary
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11393 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:06 pm Post subject: Re: Came back |
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You are correct...that is the question...WHO??? 'Cause I forgot...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Dimitri Super Member
Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5944
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:50 pm Post subject: Re: Came back |
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That was funny!
Dimitri
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keetoowah Super Member
Joined: Mar 20, 2007 Posts: 691 Location: Deep in the mountains of Montana
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:56 pm Post subject: Re: Came back |
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oh Mr bush remember alzheimers make new friends daily.
that was very funny thanks for sharing
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11393 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:33 pm Post subject: Re: Came back |
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Said he (whoever HE was) was going to china...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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