A Halloween story!

Crackshot · Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:23 am Post subject: A Halloween story!

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last
> of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
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> Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest
> episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea
> and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
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> In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed
> sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
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> A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He
> started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the
> unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at
> his feet.
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> As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets,
> a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had
> watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on
> here?"
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> The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the crap out of
> a ghost."
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> Happy Halloween