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snail gets a car!
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 3:17 pm    Post subject: snail gets a car! Reply with quote

The little snail was tired of being such a slow moving creature so he got himself a Volkswagon Beetle. Not just any Beetle, it was supercharged, really fast for a Beetle.

The snail took the car to a customizing shop and asked the guy there to paint the letter S in all kinds of fancy stylized fonts all over the car, Old English, scroll, etc etc, he just wanted the car covered all over in the letter S.

"Sure," said the shop owner, "we can do that. But do you mind if I ask why?"

"Because," the snail responded slowly, "when I go whipping down the street I want everyone to stare and say, "Look at that S car go."

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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 8:19 pm    Post subject: Re: snail gets a car! Reply with quote

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 8:38 pm    Post subject: Re: snail gets a car! Reply with quote

This joke I first heard in the Movie Trading Places, was helarious. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 10:15 pm    Post subject: Re: snail gets a car! Reply with quote

wtf Bang Head Smash Faint Bang Head Man that one laid an egg.

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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:13 pm    Post subject: Re: snail gets a car! Reply with quote

Thats so bad I'm tempted to ban Tracker for a week... LOL
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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:14 pm    Post subject: Re: snail gets a car! Reply with quote

See here you are again needing to be rescued

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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:15 pm    Post subject: Re: snail gets a car! Reply with quote

Sad Sad Sad Sad Toilet Claw Toilet Claw Faint Faint Smash Smash Sad Sad

awwww and I was just learning to come out of my shell

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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:16 pm    Post subject: Re: snail gets a car! Reply with quote

you know ... you're going to get slugged

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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:16 pm    Post subject: Re: snail gets a car! Reply with quote

bring a rope! Pray Pray Wave

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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:18 pm    Post subject: Re: snail gets a car! Reply with quote

ohh Ive got me rope
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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:52 pm    Post subject: Re: snail gets a car! Reply with quote

keetoowah wrote:
ohh Ive got me rope
rambo

If any of you all are wondering what the h*** she and I have been talking about.... Confused we have no idea Very Happy Very Happy

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