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SwampFox Super Member


Joined: Jul 15, 2005 Posts: 1040 Location: Destin, Florida
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:56 pm Post subject: The Loving Husband |
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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
_________________ The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
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popgun Member


Joined: Jan 26, 2005 Posts: 735 Location: Mitchell, GA, U.S.A. (2007 pop. 191)
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:02 pm Post subject: Re: The Loving Husband |
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A-MEN!!!
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Chris Young, aka: popgun, Moderator
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Vince Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15476 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:16 pm Post subject: Re: The Loving Husband |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince 
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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