Imponderables – ponder on these imponderables for a minute:
1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as some adults enjoy adultery?
4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
12. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
14. What hair colour do they put on the driver's licences of bald men?
15. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
16. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
17. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
18. No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
19. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
20. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
23. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea, does that mean that one person enjoys it?

too mecky bro...just too mecky
(too much for you un horis )

The last one really cracks me up , Happy New Year , We all needed a good laugh ,,,, thanks

Elvis wrote:

too mecky bro...just too mecky (too much for you un horis )

Mecky - had to look that one up as I had never heard of the word before. I thought that it might be an Aus or NZ expression.

As usual, this site is a learning experience.

What happened to 21 & 22 - too risqué for us innocent souls?

English Mike wrote:

What happened to 21 & 22 - too risqué for us innocent souls?

I never noticed that mate...I don’t know.

Vince is protecting us by keeping secrets, I bet.

Bushmaster wrote:

Vince is protecting us by keeping secrets, I bet.

Who me...nah, I wouldn’t do that mate.

Bushmaster wrote:

Vince is protecting us by keeping secrets, I bet.

I reckon he's kept the best ones for himself, the rotter.

English Mike wrote:

Bushmaster wrote: Vince is protecting us by keeping secrets, I bet. I reckon he's kept the best ones for himself, the rotter.

Or they didn't meet his standards

WHAT STANDARDS!??!

Bushmaster wrote:

WHAT STANDARDS!??!

The will this make Bushy cringe standard......