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Hot Shot Lawyer.
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Dimitri
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:32 am    Post subject: Hot Shot Lawyer. Reply with quote

A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him, but finally even she had had enough. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."

After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed
his arms and opened his mouth.

"No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an
oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining, but
eventually he rolled over and bared his behind. After feeling the nurse
insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something.
Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!" She leaves the door to
his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears
people walking past his door, laughing.

After a half hour, the man's doctor comes into the room. "What's going
on here?" asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever
seen someone having their temperature taken?"

After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Not with a carnation."

Haha

Dimitri

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 11:01 am    Post subject: Re: Hot Shot Lawyer. Reply with quote

Dimitri, old fellow, THAT one came out of WWII, the guy was a Colonel, and the flower, a Daffodil in that incarnation. Still funny, tho. Very Happy Keep 'em coming! Wink
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