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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Liar Reply with quote

talking about liars....

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:28 pm    Post subject: Re: Liar Reply with quote

and another

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:20 am    Post subject: Re: the ponytailed poser Reply with quote

Censored Not a fan of her or Putin but too quote Putin"Greta needs to go back to school " Kinda kicks me off how so many people are letting a little 16-year old tell them what to do , next thing you know the so called adults will be eating TIDE PODS ..... Cheers

Elvis ,,,thought this coming out of the land down-under should be appropriate here,,,Kenny on media Laughing Laughing

youtu.be/mcY1Io-heqo

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 2:54 pm    Post subject: Re: the ponytailed poser Reply with quote

All I can say to her is :

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformed puke. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll.
Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of the shit you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 4:31 pm    Post subject: Re: the ponytailed poser Reply with quote

Gelan...
Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 8:32 pm    Post subject: Re: the ponytailed poser Reply with quote

well said Gelan...well said indeed.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 9:03 pm    Post subject: Re: the ponytailed poser Reply with quote

I did notice that, as she reads her speech, her face relaxes when she goes to look for the next line. Then she "gets angry" again to deliver it.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 1:32 am    Post subject: Re: the ponytailed poser Reply with quote

Do you remember what I said about what happens when you get a heavy weight moving...
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 5:39 am    Post subject: Re: the ponytailed poser Reply with quote

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Please tell us how you really feel? Scratch ..... Cheers Haha Haha Haha Cheers

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 7:47 am    Post subject: Re: the ponytailed poser Reply with quote

Aah...I get the feeling that you don't agree with her, Gelandangan.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2019 9:57 am    Post subject: Re: the ponytailed poser Reply with quote

Now tell us how you really feel..... LMAO Cheers Cheers Cheers Cheers

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 27, 2019 1:46 pm    Post subject: Re: the ponytailed poser Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 27, 2019 5:11 pm    Post subject: Re: the ponytailed poser Reply with quote

Well Danno,
It would be a hilarious joke








If it wasnt true......

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