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Vince
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 4:04 am Post subject: Dyson
_________________ Cheers, Vince Illegitimi non carborundum (Never let the bastards grind you down) Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God. "Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta." (Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)

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Bushmaster
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 10:13 am Post subject: Re: Dyson
My wife has one of those. Vince is right...It should come with a warning. _________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it... DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch... LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...

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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 2:21 pm Post subject: Re: Dyson
_________________ You shot it You pluck it ! Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!

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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 2:33 pm Post subject: Re: Dyson
_________________ Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain Never argue with a stupid person ,cause they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Mark Twwain

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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 8:51 pm Post subject: Re: Dyson
Vince, It didn't happen without photos. Also the offended items would be easier to recover..... _________________ Pete Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics..............

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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:45 am Post subject: Re: Dyson
I'm just trying to figure out how the jewels are presented for cleaning

dhc4ever
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:57 am Post subject: Re: Dyson
That's why we need photos. _________________ Pete Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics..............

Vince
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 6:18 am Post subject: Re: Dyson
Nope...no no no no...no way...not a chance...it ain't gonna happen _________________ Cheers, Vince Illegitimi non carborundum (Never let the bastards grind you down) Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God. "Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta." (Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)

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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:51 am Post subject: Re: Dyson
Aahh...Com-on Vince. A demonstration is the only way you will get your point across. I just hate poor sports. Don't you? _________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it... DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch... LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...

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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 10:20 am Post subject: Re: Dyson

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Vince, should you ever go golfing and see one of these..... stay away from it !!!

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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:25 pm Post subject: Re: Dyson
Vince should stay away from bowling alleys too. Some of them have "ball" cleaners. _________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it... DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch... LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...

Vince
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:57 pm Post subject: Re: Dyson

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Vince should stay away from bowling alleys too. Some of them have "ball" cleaners.

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Illegitimi non carborundum
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2017 2:45 am Post subject: Re: Dyson

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Vince wrote:

Nope...no no no no...no way...not a chance...it ain't gonna happen Embarassed

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What? Come on no guts no glory.
What's wrong with ya lost your balls or something........

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Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics..............

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