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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 10:00 am    Post subject: Socical security Reply with quote

What a gift


Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2016 Social Security
Stimulus Package.
It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, two discount coupons to KFC,
an 'Obama Hope &Change' bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a machine to blow
...smoke up my ass, and a 'Blame it on Bush' poster for the front yard.
The directions were in Spanish.
Yours should arrive soon!

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slimjim
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 7:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Socical security Reply with quote

Can't wait! LOL!

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Vince
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 2:10 am    Post subject: Re: Socical security Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

It could be worse mate...the instructions could look like this...

اثنين من بذور الطماطم، مزيج خبز الذرة، وكوبونات الخصم لكنتاكي اثنين،
و"أوباما الأمل والتغيير" ملصقا الوفير، سجادة صلاة، ضربة آلة إلى
... دخان مؤخرتي، و"اللوم على بوش ملصق للساحة
الأمامية


or this...

athnyn min budhur alttamatimi, mazij khabz aldhdhrrati, wakawbunat alkhasm likuntaki athnayn,
w"awbama al'amal walttaghyir" milsaqaan alwafir, sujadat salat, darbat alat 'iilaa
... dukhan muakhkharati, wa"alllawm ealaa bush mulassaq lilssahat al'amamia

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"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
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Aloysius
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 2:58 am    Post subject: Re: Socical security Reply with quote

Vince, have you been eating hot peppers or do you still have a hot potatoe in your mouth?
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Vince
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 3:46 am    Post subject: Re: Socical security Reply with quote

Aloysius wrote:
Vince, have you been eating hot peppers or do you still have a hot potatoe in your mouth?

Haha Laughing Haha Laughing Haha Laughing Haha Laughing

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Illegitimi non carborundum
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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 7:40 am    Post subject: Re: Socical security Reply with quote

Vince you could say that !!!

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gelandangan
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 2:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Socical security Reply with quote

Scratch

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