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PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 5:42 am    Post subject: Inflatable Doll - Clean Reply with quote

Guy goes into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

Guy behind the counter says , "Male or female?

Customer says , "Female."

Counter guy asks , "Black or white?"

Customer says , "White."

Counter guy asks , "Christian or Muslim?"

Customer says , "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"

Counter guy says , "The Muslim one blows itself up."

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 5:51 am    Post subject: Re: Inflatable Doll - Clean Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

Good one mate.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 6:56 am    Post subject: Re: Inflatable Doll - Clean Reply with quote

Auto-inflatio n

Least it's not camel or goat



Suz

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 8:03 am    Post subject: Re: Inflatable Doll - Clean Reply with quote

Suzanne wrote:
Auto-inflatio n

Least it's not camel or goat



Suz

You would get those in the Middle East. Embarassed

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 1:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Inflatable Doll - Clean Reply with quote

classic...great morning chuckle.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 2:17 pm    Post subject: Re: Inflatable Doll - Clean Reply with quote

Shocked
auto kaboom? Awesome!!

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 3:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Inflatable Doll - Clean Reply with quote

Nice. FOTFLOL

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 9:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Inflatable Doll - Clean Reply with quote

LOL

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