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PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 3:30 am    Post subject: Security System Reply with quote

Southern Home Security System.

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 4:04 am    Post subject: Re: Security System Reply with quote

That one is a two thumbs up! Idea

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:40 am    Post subject: Re: Security System Reply with quote

thanks for the morning chuckle, Vince!

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Security System Reply with quote

You have WWWAAAYYYYYYYYYYY too much time on your hands.

But it is a good one.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Security System Reply with quote

Classic.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Security System Reply with quote

Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 6:43 am    Post subject: Re: Security System Reply with quote

dhc4ever wrote:
You have WWWAAAYYYYYYYYYYY too much time on your hands.

But it is a good one.

Yeah...I know Pete...but then again, I am retired and a long way from anywhere I can shoot legally mate.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 4:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Security System Reply with quote

great stuff..unfortunately Bubba cant read!!! it might stop the "jo hoes" from ringing the door bell though!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 5:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Security System Reply with quote

When I was a Community Constable I used to quietly tell people that a large set of boots near a door was deterrent in itself, until I had one old dear in her late 80s ask me if you got the boots did you get a man to go with them, I just about pissed myself laughing…..

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 8:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Security System Reply with quote

Haha thats funny right there!


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Security System Reply with quote

Well it took most of the day but I've got my security system installed. I added a bit of recorded snarling rabid dogs in a might righteous tussle.

So far the postman thought it was funny - until he heard the recording. Are they supposed to run that fast to deliver the mail? Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 11:42 pm    Post subject: Re: Security System Reply with quote

That one is a two thumbs up! Idea

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 5:27 am    Post subject: Re: Security System Reply with quote

Gidday chal5oye
Welcome!

So would you introduce yourself?

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