New Book release

Vince · Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 2:24 am Post subject: New Book release

I thought you should know that the book, "Understanding Women and their needs" is now available in a paperback edition! Very Happy

Suzanne · Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 7:01 am Post subject: Re: New Book release

VINNIE!!!

Obamacare? No NO it's things women do for men so they think they're the only one!

Abbreviated version of "What to do if she says NO" written by a woman. Chapter 8,956 uh....make six miles of 3 strand rope using only your feet (and other very time consuming little tidbits).

How to train your dog to say "You're dead meat" and other useful catch-phrases.

Best seller in China, How to make millions bilking the rest of the world by using "replacement parts" for the "real thing".

Pictures only version of a home built nuclear plant you can build in 438 easy steps.

A book recording the chores our parents (said they) did before breakfast, and if you read the entire volume, you'll never die, you'll be rich and marry your true love, always be happy, will have well behaved children, you'll know how to cook, repair your car, be good at animal husbandry, be able to roof your house, you'll never be addicted to anything, always do good in school, never be tired or sleepy, get along well with others and all that other rot....It's all in there. What it won't tell you is how to make firecrackers, how to burn only the tail of a cat, what happens when you pour sugar in the gas tank of your parents car, how easy it is to jump from the roof to the swimming pool, how to stuff beer cans down your pants without getting caught, how to smoke pot by using a soda can, how to be convincing when you're drunk, getting money for movies, cigaretts, beer, porno mags, and it won't tell you how to hide your run-away friends, how to hide a pregnancy, how to hide an abortion, how to hide condoms, cigaretts, beer, porno mags.

Suz knows

Bushmaster · Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 7:17 am Post subject: Re: New Book release

"Suz knows"

Had a rather interesting youth did ya. Must have been a very busy girl.

Vince · Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 7:23 am Post subject: Re: New Book release

UH OH Sorry Suz, grovel grovel LadysMan

Bushmaster · Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 7:35 am Post subject: Re: New Book release

Man up, Vince. Man up!!

dhc4ever · Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 11:50 am Post subject: Re: New Book release

Its too late Vince, manning up wont help you now.......

gelandangan · Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 1:45 pm Post subject: Re: New Book release

LOL

Its Volume 1 of a 30 volumes set of the "Preliminary Study Into The Mysterious Realm Of How Women's Mind Work"

The Guiness Book Of Records say that it is only surpassed in the volume size, by a couple of pages, to the "2013 The Whole Internet In Print"

Pumpkinslinger · Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:57 pm Post subject: Re: New Book release

I was thinking that that must be the Reader's Digest version...

Bushmaster · Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 6:04 pm Post subject: Re: New Book release

Looks more like "obamacare" rules and regulations.

Elvis · Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:27 pm Post subject: Re: New Book release

time to remind you lot of my all time favourite..
God said to man that he would find good obedient, faithful, loving and non argumentative wives in all corners of the world....
Man went away happy
God then made the world round and he laughed and laughed and laughed!!!!

Bushmaster · Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:07 pm Post subject: Re: New Book release

I have always figured he had a sense of humor. Look what he did to me.

PaulS · Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:17 pm Post subject: Re: New Book release

Look what he did to the giraffe, and then the porcupine after which He said, "go forth and multiply". I have to bet that there is no such thing as a porcupine rape......

Elvis · Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:37 pm Post subject: Re: New Book release

how do hedge hogs make love?????
very carefully!!!!