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Vince
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 20, 2013 11:25 pm    Post subject: Job Searching Reply with quote

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the bush felling trees, but I just couldn't cut it, so they gave me the axe.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it...mainly because it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.

Then I tried to be a chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have the patience.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in. That was my sole complaint.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income. I wasn't even making scale.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. So it didn't work out.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

So I retired and I found that I am perfect for the job!

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 20, 2013 11:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Job Searching Reply with quote

yip you can be tired all you like!!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 6:39 am    Post subject: Re: Job Searching Reply with quote

Ha Ha can nap when you want, but are usually busier than when employed, tis the life! Thanks, Vince!!

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