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Vince
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:52 am    Post subject: Top ten complaints from dogs Reply with quote
Top Ten Complaints From Dogs


#1
Blaming your farts on me... not funny... Not funny at all!

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#2
Yelling at me for barking... I'M A DAMN DOG!

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#3
Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

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#4
Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!

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#5
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

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#6
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain!

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#7
Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

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#8
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing, yet.

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#9
Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur?

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#10
How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

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Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you? Cool

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:34 am    Post subject: Re: Top ten complaints from dogs Reply with quote
Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:29 pm    Post subject: Re: Top ten complaints from dogs Reply with quote
Unashamedly stolen & passed on to my mates.

Good one Vince Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Top ten complaints from dogs Reply with quote
Damn the cocker spaniel has read this!!!! Embarassed
my life just got sooo much harder!!! Mad
thanks a whole heap Vince Sad

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:39 am    Post subject: Re: Top ten complaints from dogs Reply with quote
Elvis wrote:
Damn the cocker spaniel has read this!!!! Embarassed
my life just got sooo much harder!!! Mad
thanks a whole heap Vince Sad

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

Just remind him who feeds him mate. Wink

Cheers, Vince

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