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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:24 am Post subject: Cunning stunts |
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A chemist walks back into his shop after a short break and sees a man leaning against the wall.
"What's wrong with him?" he asks his assistant
"He came in for cough syrup but I couldn't find any so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives" replied the assistant.
"You f----kn idiot" exclaims the chemist, "you can't treat a cough with laxatives"
"Of course you can" replies the assistant, "look at him, he's too f---kn scared to cough"
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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:52 am Post subject: Re: Cunning stunts |
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_________________ Regards
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:34 pm Post subject: Re: Cunning stunts |
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having worked in herringbone dairy sheds that is obscenely funny!!!!
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:56 am Post subject: Re: Cunning stunts |
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Now ain't that the truth Elvis.
Spent many a day working with my ex son in law in a 30 a side Herringbone with cows that have been feeding on kikuyu...and of course you are working from a pit. Not exactly the best place to be after a night on the "turps".
Funniest thing I ever saw was my little grandson trying to find the "dangly bits" on one bovine ...it was a bull and of course the "udder" he was holding was not real big, but they was heavy. The bull pushed in because he wanted some of the molasses laced grain in the feed trough.
Cheers, Vince
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Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
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pete4d Super Member
Joined: Nov 27, 2011 Posts: 957 Location: Dixie , Alabama , & Louisiana
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:55 pm Post subject: Re: Cunning stunts |
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_________________ "march to the sound of the guns and shoot everyone not dressed like you"--D I 1968
When the SHTF I'm gonna hunker down until all those idiots kill each other. up-date
The secret to enjoying life is to never take it too seriously, as you will never make it out alive!
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Vince Site Admin
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pete4d Super Member
Joined: Nov 27, 2011 Posts: 957 Location: Dixie , Alabama , & Louisiana
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:26 am Post subject: Re: Cunning stunts |
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_________________ "march to the sound of the guns and shoot everyone not dressed like you"--D I 1968
When the SHTF I'm gonna hunker down until all those idiots kill each other. up-date
The secret to enjoying life is to never take it too seriously, as you will never make it out alive!
I'm on the watch list are you ? |
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