I think my wife loves me

Dawgdad · Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:10 am Post subject: Re: I think my wife loves me

Suz- you aint right...

Bushmaster · Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:35 am Post subject: Re: I think my wife loves me

Dawgdad...I've been looking at your signature line for some time now. Figured I'd let you know that here in Missouri they do have convenience stores that sell "Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms". Ammunition and bait too. Laughing

1895ss · Last edited by 1895ss on Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:21 pm; edited 1 time in total

Vince wrote:

Hey...1895ESSESS...where ya been hidin' mate...have seen ya in a donkey's age. How's everything going mate?

Cheers, Vince

Same old places .... LOL Everythings great....

1895ss · Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:20 pm Post subject: Re: I think my wife loves me

Suzanne wrote:

Alright what did you do to deserve that? I wanna know. There must be something, maybe she's tryin to hide a car accident, a rendezvous with the milk man, she accidently killed your favorite dog/cat/fish/child/drinking mug/watch/camera/wine stash/beer stash/stash?/girlfriend/monster truck/cd collection/sister/brother/in-law/outlaw/common law/phone/guitar/piano/drum set/girly magazine subscription/drugs/outdoor hiding place/mouth harp/sweat pants/glasses/fishing pole/motorcycle/collection of butterflies/phone sex line/computer/door knob horde/BBQ/boat/secret apartment/horse/monkey/Disney collection/knife collection/stamp collection/coin collection/panty collection/record collection/ant farm/erecter set/boys night out/statue/rocking chair/carpet/erotic photos of the ex-wife/paintings/false teeth/tooth brush/socks/shoes/long underware, or something? Gotta be something.....cause that's pretty nice for "just because" and whater you gettin her?

Suz
whew

Dream on .

Dawgdad wrote:

Suz- you aint right...

I agree .......... wtf

These guys have warped your sense of humor.....!!

Tremblay · Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:02 am Post subject: Re: I think my wife loves me

Quite a list suz

Suzanne · Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:19 am Post subject: Re: I think my wife loves me

Bushy from what I remember you can buy alcohol (hard liquor) and tobaccee but not firearms in Arizona, don't think you could by bullets...

Have warped my sense of humor? HUH? It hasn't changed really, my clean living and good eye for opportunity has dulled, but my ability to endulge in poetic, seedy prose has not. Nope I'm right up there with Larry Flint and the rest, trust me. I'm only limited by my interest in keeping it border-line sanitary, almost benign for the earlier age group who may be less interested in bold-outright and more interested in the enigma of what is intended, putting the pieces together in a logical way to come up with the true value of the intended quip.

ok that
was
funny
Suz

Vince · Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:33 am Post subject: Re: I think my wife loves me

Suzanne wrote:

Bushy from what I remember you can buy alcohol (hard liquor) and tobaccee but not firearms in Arizona, don't think you could by bullets...

Have warped my sense of humor? HUH? It hasn't changed really, my clean living and good eye for opportunity has dulled, but my ability to endulge in poetic, seedy prose has not. Nope I'm right up there with Larry Flint and the rest, trust me. I'm only limited by my interest in keeping it border-line sanitary, almost benign for the earlier age group who may be less interested in bold-outright and more interested in the enigma of what is intended, putting the pieces together in a logical way to come up with the true value of the intended quip.

ok that
was
funny
Suz

My goodness Suz...that is a bombastic display of eloquence mate. Very Happy

Cheers, Vince

Bushmaster · Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:13 am Post subject: Re: I think my wife loves me

Show-off!!

Vince · Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 5:31 am Post subject: Re: I think my wife loves me

Bushmaster wrote:

Show-off!!

Cheers, Vince