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Bartender Joke
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:03 am    Post subject: Bartender Joke Reply with quote

An Illegal Alien, a Muslim and a Communist go into a bar.







The bartender asks:





"What can I get you, Mr. President?"

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:05 am    Post subject: Re: Bartender Joke Reply with quote

Very funny, but does it really belong in Jokes & Humor?

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:35 am    Post subject: Re: Bartender Joke Reply with quote

L O L...Oooo. Cutting, Lester.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:46 am    Post subject: Re: Bartender Joke Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Good one

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:11 am    Post subject: Re: Bartender Joke Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha

Lester...whatever are you trying to say mate. Confused Confused Confused Razz Razz Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 3:11 am    Post subject: Re: Bartender Joke Reply with quote

oh dear I do hope "big brother" is not reading this.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 4:16 am    Post subject: Re: Bartender Joke Reply with quote

Satire is very funny and a great tool, at least in the US it is about as close to the truth as you can get. Oh, and if Big Brother is listening he needs to get the guys below first people listen to them not me.

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"President Obama announced his re-election campaign, though it's not really a surprise. He did all the things that make it official: He filed the paperwork, redesigned his website, and printed another fake birth certificate." –Craig Ferguson

"President Obama's approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States." –Jay Leno

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"Americans have the right and advantage of being armed - unlike the citizens of other countries whose governments are afraid to trust the people with arms."--James Madison

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