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RePete Super Member
Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 1035 Location: Gods Country
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:03 am Post subject: Bartender Joke |
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An Illegal Alien, a Muslim and a Communist go into a bar.
The bartender asks:
"What can I get you, Mr. President?"
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Nice try = You Suck spelled different.
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lesterg3 Super Member
Joined: Nov 30, 2008 Posts: 1328 Location: Dixie
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:05 am Post subject: Re: Bartender Joke |
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Very funny, but does it really belong in Jokes & Humor?
_________________ "A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine. "--Thomas Jefferson
The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. -- Thomas Jefferson
"Americans have the right and advantage of being armed - unlike the citizens of other countries whose governments are afraid to trust the people with arms."--James Madison
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Thomas Jefferson.
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11392 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:35 am Post subject: Re: Bartender Joke |
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L O L...Oooo. Cutting, Lester.
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Ominivision1 Super Member
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:11 am Post subject: Re: Bartender Joke |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 3:11 am Post subject: Re: Bartender Joke |
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oh dear I do hope "big brother" is not reading this.
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lesterg3 Super Member
Joined: Nov 30, 2008 Posts: 1328 Location: Dixie
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 4:16 am Post subject: Re: Bartender Joke |
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Satire is very funny and a great tool, at least in the US it is about as close to the truth as you can get. Oh, and if Big Brother is listening he needs to get the guys below first people listen to them not me.
"President Obama will begin a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are confusion, delusion, and desperation. " —Jay Leno
"The Republicans are so happy about bin Laden they’ve granted President Obama full citizenship." –David Letterman
"I don't like this new Obama who hunts Muslim extremists. I like the old Obama who WAS a Muslim extremist." –Stephen Colbert
"President Obama announced his re-election campaign, though it's not really a surprise. He did all the things that make it official: He filed the paperwork, redesigned his website, and printed another fake birth certificate." –Craig Ferguson
"President Obama's approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States." –Jay Leno
_________________ "A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine. "--Thomas Jefferson
The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. -- Thomas Jefferson
"Americans have the right and advantage of being armed - unlike the citizens of other countries whose governments are afraid to trust the people with arms."--James Madison
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Thomas Jefferson.
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