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Knifeboy
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 7:07 am    Post subject: Backwoods Hightech Pretty funny Reply with quote

Some of these are pretty funny, and I thought everyone would enjoy a good laugh today.

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Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.
Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick.
Byte - What your pitbull done to cousin Jethro.
Chip - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.
Terminal - Time to call the undertaker.
Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.
Digital - The art of counting on your fingers.
Diskette - Female Disco dancer.
Fax - What you lie about to the IRS.
Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.
Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.
Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.
Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.
Mac - Big Bubba's favorite fast food.
Megahertz - How your head feels after 17 beers.
Modem - What you do when the grass gets too high.
Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live.
Network - Scooping up a big fish before it breaks the line.
ROM - Where the pope lives.
Screen - Keeps mosquitoes off the porch.
Serial Port - A red wine you drink with breakfast.
Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year.
SCSI (pronounced scuzzi) - What you call your week-old underwear.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 8:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Backwoods Hightech Pretty funny Reply with quote

Those were great! Thanks for sharing!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 6:48 am    Post subject: Re: Backwoods Hightech Pretty funny Reply with quote

thanks knifeboy u put a grin on my face for the first time today keep up the good work

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