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Why Aussies loves their beer
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gelandangan
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:48 am    Post subject: Why Aussies loves their beer Reply with quote

Well you see, it's like this...
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted,
it is the lowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells.
But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
And that, is why Aussies love their beers Cheers

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Why Aussies loves their beer Reply with quote

I can go along with that.

Unfortunately I've had a few occasions when I think MOST of my brain cells must have been moving too slow.... Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:14 pm    Post subject: Re: Why Aussies loves their beer Reply with quote

Cheers Cheers Cheers
And Vince decided to go walkabout when this subject came up.....oh well, we can be sure the ole goat Vince has found a proper watering hole. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 2:22 am    Post subject: Re: Why Aussies loves their beer Reply with quote

Hey Gelandangan,
Has Vince come round and produced the goods for you yet?
(a box of beer)
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 4:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Why Aussies loves their beer Reply with quote

Nah mate, since I rang him last Wednesday, I havent been hearing from him at all..
Maybe I'll buzz him again tonight.. see if he is free..

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:00 am    Post subject: Re: Why Aussies loves their beer Reply with quote

Didn't get a chance to sink a beer or three in Sydney....when I wasn't as crook as Rookwood, I was as flat out as a lizard drinking....working my poor wee butt off. Very Happy Laughing

Gelan has got it totally correct though...beer makes us all intelligent...we know EVERYTHING, and will tell everybody, after we have a skinful of beer.

Laughing Laughing ROFL

Cheers, Vince

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