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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:35 am    Post subject: Lie Detector Reply with quote

Dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it at dinner.
"Son, where were you today?" The son says "at school dad." Robot slaps the son! "Ok, I watched a dvd at my friends house!"
"What dvd?" "Toy story." Robot slaps the son again! "Ok, it was a porno" cries the son.
"What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was" says the dad. Robot slaps the dad!
Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly your son." Robot slaps the mom.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 8:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Lie Detector Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Haha That's funny right there! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:46 pm    Post subject: Re: Lie Detector Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 1:55 am    Post subject: Re: Lie Detector Reply with quote

and thats when the fight started....lol

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Lie Detector Reply with quote

An other good one, Priceless

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