Senior Moments

MacD · Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:52 pm Post subject: Senior Moments

So three, gray haired, elder gentlemen who have decided to live together to share expenses are sitting at the kitchen table. The first goes upstairs and a few moments later calls out, "Help, I am naked and can't remember if I was getting into the bathtub or getting out." The second old fella gets up and heads for the stairs to help his mate. A few minutes later he calls out, "Help, I am half way up the stairs and can't remember if I was going up or down." The third fellow shakes his head and knocks three times on the wooden kitchen table for good luck. The other two call out again for help and he replies, "You will have to wait, I think there is someone at the door."

stovepipe · Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 6:03 pm Post subject: Re: Senior Moments

....used to be funny, now it's true! Very Happy

Elvis · Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 6:12 pm Post subject: Re: Senior Moments

the same 3 guys were out for a walk the 1st says"windy isnt it"
the 2nd replies "wednesday? nah its Thursday"
the 3rd(his name is Vince or something) says "thirsty? yip sure am lets go get a beer"...