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Vince
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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2011 10:13 pm    Post subject: After a relaxing bath Reply with quote

After a relaxing bath...Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself nude in a mirror remembering the time with Bill Clinton .
Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight was depressing her.
In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.

'God if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you,' she prayed.


And just like that her ears fell off!! Confused Confused Confused wtf wtf wtf Embarassed Embarassed Laughing Laughing Laughing

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2011 10:31 pm    Post subject: Re: After a relaxing bath Reply with quote

Another good one Vince

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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 1:47 am    Post subject: Re: After a relaxing bath Reply with quote

oh thats priceless Point ROFL
great one Vince.

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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 4:35 am    Post subject: Re: After a relaxing bath Reply with quote

ROFL ROFL

Good one Vince,

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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 1:07 pm    Post subject: Re: After a relaxing bath Reply with quote

Bad but good.....

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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 10:42 pm    Post subject: Re: After a relaxing bath Reply with quote

My wife and daughter loved that one Vince! After her boistrous laughing subsided my daughter said, "You have to be very specific when dealing with deity."

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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2011 4:29 am    Post subject: Re: After a relaxing bath Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Good one Vince, sounds like aunty Julie Gillard our illustrius PM could do with the same request. Only she ask Bob Greene

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